Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Fo' realz?
     
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    I brought him a dozen VooDoo donuts. That's some damn tasty swag!
     
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    I thought up Akeem the Blazer, but David Stern stole that one from me!
     
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    Give us the fucking swag sly. You goddamn motherfucker.

    ALL OF IT.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    A dozen of the ol' cock n' ballz, eh? Pretty sure he doesn't need anymore of that!
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 30, 2015
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Voodoo is reserved for tourists.


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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The day after the Batum trade, Danforth called Vonleh "The importer/exporter" on his show; it was a reference to Kramer from Seinfeld's oft-used alter ego, importer/exporter Art Vandalay.

    A few days later, they were talking again about nicknames, and I started a thread about it, asking for other suggestions (the same thread where I first saw/loved your suggestion of "Nova") In that thread, TBPup intimated that Danforth lifted "importer/exporter" from the forum rather than coming up with it on his own.

    And now it has all come to this.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Sep 30, 2015
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    We were called zeroes for that! I didn't want that Luke Babbitt coloring book Sly's been hoarding anyway
     
    riverman, Sep 30, 2015
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    That's the worst fucking nickname in history. For fucks fucking sake, you have got to be kidding me. Vonleh, and vandelay aren't even that close to each other phonetically. Cock hammer of thor. For the love of christ almighty in a jumped up sidecar from hell.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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    My nickname for Vonleh will be SlyReboundDog. Pretty good huh? It just came to me.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Sep 30, 2015
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    He posted something from when I'd used it but that certainly wasn't the first time and I'd used it on other forums as well. Not sure where I first heard or saw it but a buddy of mine is a huge Charlotte Fan and he had used it also well before then. I never claimed to come up with it but apparently it bent someone way out of shape.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I can understand ME calling you zeroes, but THIS tool?


    Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS
     
    THE HCP, Sep 30, 2015
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    Brian Wheeler likes it though, so he's got that going for him...
     
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    Yeah, it kinda hurts my feelings. I mean, we are fans of the team, shouldn't he be able to see that? He just makes us feel bad, and that makes him feel better? I feel like an abused spouse. I just don't know what to do anymore.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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  15. 3RA1N1AC

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    I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
     
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    Yes. Zeroes. As in, how many of us S2 posters haven't enjoyed Mrs. HCP?

    That would be exactly zero of us.
     
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    sue
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Oooooooh he made the connection between vonleh and Seinfeld that's so original and edgy! We are but simple peons who lack creativity. Take pity on us.


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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    julius, Sep 30, 2015
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I came up with the natural and Brian wheeler stole it!


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