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http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/page/presents18969358/tinderization-today-nba

“It’s absolutely true that you get at least two hours more sleep getting laid on the road today versus 15 years ago,” says one former All-Star, who adds that players actually prefer Instagram to Tinder when away from home. “No schmoozing. No going out to the club. No having to get something to eat after the club but before the hotel.”

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BlazerCaravan said:
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/page/presents18969358/tinderization-today-nba

“It’s absolutely true that you get at least two hours more sleep getting laid on the road today versus 15 years ago,” says one former All-Star, who adds that players actually prefer Instagram to Tinder when away from home. “No schmoozing. No going out to the club. No having to get something to eat after the club but before the hotel.”

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I saw this as well, interesting, but makes sense I guess.

I wonder how many "shared girls" there are in NBA cities...
 
Probably saves money too. No need for a high priced hooker. (or a low priced stripper)
 
NBA just picked up what MLB players have been doing for years. Nobody travels more than baseball players and they can't afford to get caught out partying all night long. Derek Jeter supposedly had a special gift basket made up for his conquests when they left his pad. "Yeah Jeets!" "Yeah Jeets!" I'm sure he would have gotten even more ass if he'd have had Instagram. Although I don't know if that was humanly possible.
 
I can't imagine Tinder would work out anyway. If you were swiping through and you saw a picture of someone like Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence, would you actually believe it was them?
 
Natebishop3 said:
I can't imagine Tinder would work out anyway. If you were swiping through and you saw a picture of someone like Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence, would you actually believe it was them?
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There are verified profiles on Tinder.
 
I knew a groupie in college. She would be available for her regular guys, few NFL players and a few NBA players (including an ex-blazer)
 
These poor girls are in for a lonely future. After fucking their way to retirement these professional athletes will find a nice girl to settle down with. This will be about the time these hoochies are losing their looks and...oops, probly shouldn't have boned 10,000 dudes while you were pretty enough to land a good husband.
 
jonnyboy said:
These poor girls are in for a lonely future. After fucking their way to retirement these professional athletes will find a nice girl to settle down with. This will be about the time these hoochies are losing their looks and...oops, probly shouldn't have boned 10,000 dudes while you were pretty enough to land a good husband.
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Hmmm.

What makes you think that AFTER some of these pretty girls eventually find good husbands, they stop boning other guys? Especially rich ones that make them feel special?

My point is, some of the groupies are married.
 
oldfisherman said:
Hmmm.

What makes you think that AFTER some of these pretty girls eventually find good husbands, they stop boning other guys? Especially rich ones that make them feel special?

My point is, some of the groupies are married.
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Some of the players too. PLayers can be playas.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I knew a groupie in college. She would be available for her regular guys, few NFL players and a few NBA players (including an ex-blazer)
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Too True. I was "hanging" out with a girl here just recently who stopped hanging out with me because she started getting with NBA players when they are in town. I got cucked by the NBA. Lost out on a Saudi babe.
 
theprunetang said:
Too True. I was "hanging" out with a girl here just recently who stopped hanging out with me because she started getting with NBA players when they are in town. I got cucked by the NBA. Lost out on a Saudi babe.
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Yeah, I forget if this girl was Latino or Middle Eastern....she had huge titties though.
 
I hear stories about current players too. Its so fucking boring in Portland a bunch of them just pull up to house parties where people are hanging and fuck the girls and leave. Like suburban tualatin chicks that are barely in college or whatever.

Weren't there a bunch of photos of Rudy Fernandez getting turnt up with some HS girls back in the day at house parties?
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
Yeah, I forget if this girl was Latino or Middle Eastern....she had huge titties though.
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I'd share the girl's name to figure this out, but that feels super sleazy. I'll share initials: RFJ.
 
When I lived in CO and lived with a stripper for a few years, I had to deal with her heading ( i remember specifically) to the all star weekend in Phoenix one year and talking about how she hung out with Magic Johnson and my friends and I couldn't believe it was true... until she showed me a picture. Pretty sure she was banging half the NBa down there too...
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I hear stories about current players too. Its so fucking boring in Portland a bunch of them just pull up to house parties where people are hanging and fuck the girls and leave. Like suburban tualatin chicks that are barely in college or whatever.

Weren't there a bunch of photos of Rudy Fernandez getting turnt up with some HS girls back in the day at house parties?
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That sounds like West Linn when I was going there to high school in the early 90's. There were always house parties going on then with people from all of over Portland showing up. Several Blazers had houses in the area and it wouldn't surprise me if they partied with the H.S. kids. This was before things like Thurston and Columbine, so nobody really paid attention to what teens were doing. If the police showed up, everybody would jump out the back and then go to somebody elses places. Then the Jail Blazer era happened and most of those guys had their own groups they'd hang out with. Now the cops in West Linn are a lot more aggro and don't tolerate anything.
 
This gives a whole new meaning to the "going on the road with the blazers" thread by KingSpeed.
 
Hobbesarable said:
And probably saves the players from contracting STDs if they are practicing safe sex.
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Not sure about that. The high priced call girls are probably getting checked out on a regular basis and are more apt to practice safe sex. Since it is their livelihood. The groupies might not be as careful. Of course if the players are smart and want to avoid child support....... they will double wrap.
 
Pinwheel1 said:
Not sure about that. The high priced call girls are probably getting checked out on a regular basis and are more apt to practice safe sex. Since it is their livelihood. The groupies might not be as careful. Of course if the players are smart and want to avoid child support....... they will double wrap.
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That is actually not a bad idea. If I was a high priced NBA, MLB, or NFL star I might just go the call girl route. Rather get a pro than some woman looking to be a baby mama. I was reading an article that quoted some stars that warned the coordinated and high tech the sports groupie scene is. They even have a phone app that tells when pro athletes are in town and staying. Yeah it's hard to feel sorry for them. But look at Dwight Howard or cornerback Antonio Cromartie, he was looking at prison time if he hadn't been picked up by the Arizona Cardinals. Cro' has 12 children and 300k A MONTH in child support! :blink::blink::blink: If that isn't a reason to not raw dog it, I don't what the hell is!
 
Pinwheel1 said:
Not sure about that. The high priced call girls are probably getting checked out on a regular basis and are more apt to practice safe sex. Since it is their livelihood. The groupies might not be as careful. Of course if the players are smart and want to avoid child support....... they will double wrap.
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i dont get why a woman would want to fuck an nba player and not try to get preg? what's 1 night of fun compared to a fat check for 18 years?
 
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