The Nets Haiku Thread

Jigga, don't you know?</p>

You can change lineups daily</p>

Each day is different.</p>

 

It's done by the week?
That is what it says right here
Must figure this out...</p>

 

First click on the day,</p>

then change your active players</p>

Use those that play games.</p>

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Yeah I just saw that
Thanks for cleaing that up, Dumps
You are a good sport</p>

Also, a PS:
Trying to trade me JR,
You are forgiven </p>

 

I had help last year.</p>

Fruitcake explained waiver rules.</p>

Picked up Ron Artest.</p>

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Utah, Goldent State
Doesn't season start wednesday?
Says they play tuesday</p>

 

Ron Artest, Forward</p>

Why would anyone waive him?</p>

Oh, smacking women.</p>

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yo get off my nuts.
gotta stop ridin my jock
can't a dude jus chill?</p>

 

Please start the season
Pretty please start the season
Please start it right now</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Utah, Goldent State
Doesn't season start wednesday?
Says they play tuesday</p>

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Are three games tonight.</p>

also Portland against Spurs;</p>

Lakers v. Rockets.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Ron Artest, Forward</p>

Why would anyone waive him?</p>

Oh, smacking women.</p>

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P.T. Barnum said:</p>

"There's sucker born each minute."</p>

Artest saved my team.</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Ron Artest, Forward</p>

Why would anyone waive him?</p>

Oh, smacking women.</p>

</p>

</p>

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P.T. Barnum said:</p>

"There's sucker born each minute."</p>

Artest saved my team.</p>

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My poop is your treasure</p>

I'm glad I contributed</p>

No more help for you.</p>

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<font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Haiku was in quote.
Looked confusing, I fixed it.
Now it looks right - peg.</font></font></p>

 

I have one more Q:</p>

Another pickup helped me.</p>

Who the heck cut Shaq?</p>

 

Shaq helps nobody</p>

What an awful year I had</p>

Round 2's bout to start.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Shaq helps nobody</p>

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I can say one thing:</p>

You may laugh at my methods</p>

but I won! I won!</p>

 

Really, who drops Shaq?
I most certainly would not.
He's still got a few.</p>

 

<div>It's ridiculous</div>
<div>We can do better than these</div>
<div>Go write some good ones</div>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Really, who drops Shaq?
I most certainly would not.
He's still got a few.</p>

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Wasting roster spot</p>

Can't hit free throws, injuries</p>

Just wasn't worth it.</p>

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When the season starts...
Better haikus are to come.
Tomorrow, post game.</p>

If Sean gets PT
Focal point should be Seany.
Blocks and dunks, galore.</p>

And Shaq always comes.
Points, rebounds, blocks, percentage.
When he gets hurt, drop.</p>

 

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