Zombie Happy Birthday HCP!

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Happy Birthday to possibly the best icon in S2 history!

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I'm halfway through writing the 800-page bio "The HCP Story" with a 50-page chapter devoted to his good looks, a 5-page chapter about gardening tools, a 1-page chapter about video editing skills, and a full-color naked centerfold of him with Mike Rice. It unfolds into a 20 foot by 30 foot poster suitable for your interior garage wall, hanging over the mower.

I need material. Can everyone please make up a sister/mother joke and post it here? When we get to 5000 you can stop. I'll have enough to sell and get rich.
 
I'm halfway through writing the 800-page bio "The HCP Story" with a 50-page chapter devoted to his good looks, a 5-page chapter about gardening tools, a 1-page chapter about video editing skills, and a full-color naked centerfold of him with Mike Rice. It unfolds into a 20 foot by 30 foot poster suitable for your interior garage wall, hanging over the mower.

I need material. Can everyone please make up a sister/mother joke and post it here? When we get to 5000 you can stop. I'll have enough to sell and get rich.
you need to include his side jobs
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