The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

[Mediocre Man]

If you spell Jusuf Nurkic in scrabble you win.........forever

 

[dviss1]

"Nurk Itch" is the official name of the new disease Blazers fans have.

 

[TBpup]

Would rather have Nurk-itch than Jok-itch.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@magnifier661 isn't really sure who this Nurkic guy is but he wants to know if he will make the Blazers great again.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I can't believe this Chuck Norris facts ripoff thread hasn't taken off......


Nurkic doesn't need to seek out rebounds. The ball comes to him willingly

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Oh boy, if there's one thing I love in life it's a circlenurk about our lord and savior

 

[Orion Bailey]

If you spell Jusuf Nurkic in scrabble you win.........forever

Names arent allowed. You lose

 

[Strenuus]

Come listen to the best new hit that's on the airwaves:

Nurkvana: "Smells like Portland Playoffs Again!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

Would rather have Nurk-itch than Jok-itch.

Awesome!

 

[Orion Bailey]

I think Nurk Nuked the tank......

 

[riverman]

With a big 3 now I suspect more vets will take a close look at Portland in the offseason...Nurkic was our first bona fide needle mover since the old core split up.

 

[riverman]

Nurk really makes it so we can max out Dame's prime years for a championship as well as CJ....and the kicker is we can draft real talent this time for the bench.

 

[Dougnsalem]

I can't believe this Chuck Norris facts ripoff thread hasn't taken off......

Everyone has you on ignore???

 

[Mediocre Man]

Everyone has you on ignore???

That's the most logical explanation

 

[Dougnsalem]

That's the most logical explanation

Lol. Well, I was just kidding....

 

[Mediocre Man]

When Jusuf Nurkic works out, he doesn't get stronger, the machine does

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Lol. Well, I was just kidding....

What are you talking about? This thread is entirely blank except for you.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

How many Nurkic's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One but there will be beautiful women with him.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Oh, and it will be inside a huge lightbulb cuz he's big

 

[julius]

As I said in another thread...

http://www.sportstwo.com/posts/4116076/

"Nurk's so huge that he intimidates the ball into going into the net."

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Fact - His girlfriend is HOT!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

An anagram for "jusef nurkic" is...

Injure fucks.

And that's what he does, bruh.

 

[blue9]

@magnifier661 isn't really sure who this Nurkic guy is but he wants to know if he will make the Blazers great again.

And deport him!

 

[blue9]

An anagram for "jusef nurkic" is...

Injure fucks.

And that's what he does, bruh.

You think these guys know what an anagram is? Way too high brow, man!

 

[Mr. Robot]

last summer Nurkic brought Steve Hess (theyre great friends) from DEN to his hometown, Tuzla (which is my hometown and where I live), he organized some camp, and I wonder if hell bring someone from POR, but I do believe this camp will become tradition

 

[noknobs]

Growing up in Bosnia, most of the kids would piss their name in the snow. Jusuf would wait for the thaw and piss his name into concrete.

I also heard he once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest and won by 5.

And he actually ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[Strenuus]

You think these guys know what an anagram is? Way too high brow, man!

I know what happens if you put an L after the second a.

There we go, now we're in comftorable territory.

 

[Mr. Robot]

last summer Nurkic brought Steve Hess (theyre great friends) from DEN to his hometown, Tuzla (which is my hometown and where I live), he organized some camp, and I wonder if hell bring someone from POR, but I do believe this camp will become tradition

 

[dviss1]

You think these guys know what an anagram is? Way too high brow, man!

They're nerds bro. They're nerds...

 

[blue9]

They're nerds bro. They're nerds...

Dorks, not nerds.