Zombie Trail Blazers shaking up their broadcasting department

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If Bert Kolde could find a way to fire himself this organization would be so much better off.
Bert Cold here.
I decided to change the spelling of my name to give a better reflection of my true personality. I also would like to remind everyone that even though you all hate Jody and have given Paul much of the responsibility for Blazer failures over the years it has been me that has been making these decisions and will continue to make life miserable for Blazer fans everywhere.
I have read many of your criticisms over the years and know that you need more of the "Ref Butt Cam" and breaks to replays during live ball action. These men were trying to change those tendencies and that would make us less likely to get more TNT and ESPN money.
They also were leaning toward live streaming that might cut into our Comcast money pit action.

Rest assured with my name change and the removal of these desperate individuals we will be right on track for next year and the years coming under the dark influences available to me under the murky ownership situation at hand due to the "Trust" issues. Blazer fans can be sure they will know it is me who is calling the shots as has been the case now for decades.

Sincerely

Bert Cold
 
Bert has been running the show more than anyone realizes. Jody is a figure head and Bert is the hatchet man.
 
Last year my mom was on hospice about to pass from cancer. She was the one who got me into Blazer fandom. As fate would have it I won this ball from Slys drawing. Ran into Jeff in the elevator going to pick it up (had never met), his smile and friendliness was really heartwarming when I needed it most.

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Sounds like Bert was reading all the posts here that slammed the Blazer broadcasts.
Way to go guys......you got them fired.
It was even worse on Reddit. Fans did not like the weird angles that they would choose on fast breaks.
 

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