Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

[Jade Falcon]

Find a picture of Terry Stotts and post it here, and post your captions.

*Sigh* "Why the hell didn't that play work?"

*Farts*

"I'm gonna put Meyers in to score that last second 2."

"But....coach, we need 3."

"Shut up Damian!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I am so smart."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Don't worry! I sent in Meyers for the 3 pointer!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you Pelicans!"

 

[Titan]

"I like me."

 

[TBpup]

"Just keep shooting '3's no matter how cold you are. I don't have any other game plan so when you finally do get hot, I will look smart for staying with Plan A."

 

[theprunetang]

And the clipboard has the same play drawn on the front side as well..........

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Dammit, I said NO TIME OUTS!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Trust me Dame.....they'll never guess that lay-up play. They think we're gonna shoot a 3.....but nope!"

 

[theprunetang]

Stotts has a Meyers-gasm with 12 seconds left in a play off game.

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look....I know you've scored 24 points so far. That's why I'm going to bench you for the entire 4th Quarter and put Napier on Towns."

 

[theprunetang]

Terry Stotts is: Full Mental Alchemist.

 

[Titan]

"Failure = Success."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Which one of you can brick the most shots?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I will not allow other coaches to get into my Mind Palace."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Hey! Damian! I have a NOSE!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Jesus, please! SHOOT IT MEYERS!"

 

[theprunetang]

Believing himself to be the 11th Doctor (Matt Smith), Terry is unaffected after a loss; knowing he can use his Tardis to change the outcome of the game at a later time when I he thinks of the right play.

 

[Jade Falcon]

"The losing culture shall endure for one-thousand years!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

That doesn't stop you from adjusting, you fucking fool.

 

[dviss1]

Stotts has a Meyers-gasm with 12 seconds left in a play off game.

Holy shit that's hilarious!

 

[-Ace-]

How blitzed Stotts needs to be in order to make gameplan adjustments.

 

[WillG]

1 + 1 + 1 = 2 . . . Ddduuuuurrrrr. . . .

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

And the clipboard has the same play drawn on the front side as well..........

Hahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Labinot41]

I have no idea what i'm doing

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look, I'm TRYING not to do anything here!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Don't make me do this! DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING DO THIS!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"If I crouch down like this, nobody can see me."

 

[SIeepwalker]

"We're gonna put our secret weapon in for this last play"

"Who's that ? Wade Baldwin ??"

"No ! It's you Meyers ! Go get it !!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"We're gonna put our secret weapon in for this last play"

"Who's that ? Wade Baldwin ??"

"No ! It's you Meyers ! Go get it !!"

LMFAO! "Meyers drives into the lane for the Two!......."