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dviss1 said:
First of all: :blink::crazy:

Second: Missed the point of the thread completely. :beatinto:
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1st I'll never meet him, and 2nd I didn't miss the point of the thread, I just chose not to participate in the prescribed manner. So is the official word from the house ref that we can
re-purpose Chuck Norris jokes, but not yo momma jokes?

EDIT: a word
 
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GriLtCheeZ said:
1st I'll never meet him, and 2nd I didn't miss the point of the thread, I just chose not to participate in the prescribed manner. So is the official word from the house ref that we can empathise Chuck Norris jokes, but not yo momma jokes?
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Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.
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See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.
 
dviss1 said:
Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.
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See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.
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OK! OK!! OK!!! Cool. Done. Fini.
 
dviss1 said:
Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.
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See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.
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Nailed it. Great post.
 
dviss1 said:
Geico saved 15% by switching to Nurkić.
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This is basically the exact thing that came to mind when I read this. The song should be Nurk's new theme song, when he sets a nice solid pick "I don't want to hurt yoooou".
 
A haiku for Jusef Nurkic:

We longed for Nurkic
More than even his gal did
Fuck it! Must bust loose! Jusef Nurkic can not be contained by anything, let alone by the strict 5-7-5 sylabic perameters of an ancient Japanese poetic artform! Jusef Nurkic lives beyond space and time and art and commerce. His fever knows no bounds.
Nurkic is love.
 
When Nurkic speaks English it doesn't sound broken because of his lack of understanding. It's just his vocal chords are so heavy the consonants and vowels can't take the power of his voice!
 
First year: 62 games
Second year:32 games
Third year:65 games

Maybe it's a fact that he is injury prone. Let's hope it's just some coincidence and bad luck.
 
-A man once said, "Show me a better basketball player than Meyers Leonard," and someone showed him Jusuf Nurkic.

-Jusuf Nurkic once scored more points in a game than Meyers Leonard did.

-Even Meyers Leonard thinks Jusuf Nurkic is good at basketball.
 
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