Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

[Jade Falcon]

"CJ, if I see any more passing, you are fucking benched!"

 

[Jon]

 

[SIeepwalker]

I love my new center Tolliver !

Why can't they defend Thompson ?

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I ALMOST HAD YOU, UTAH!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Can you teach me how to be a coach?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Has anyone read this book of defensive plays?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look, all you have to do is stand there and try and rebound against 4 opposing players by yourself. How hard can that be?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I'm going to stick this fist up your ass if you suggest that I can't coach!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"If you beat Utah tonight, I will give you all a handjob!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look at this brand new playbook that I put together!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Dammit, don't make me send in Giles!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"No! No, just stand there in the corner and do nothing! Don't even move!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Dammit, the winning stops right fucking NOW!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

Wait....why is Nurk guarding Gobert? I told CJ to guard Gobert!

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Let's go Ut-ah, LET'S GO!......wait, who do I coach again? No, wait, I'm still in Dallas. Of course.......Let's go Dal-las, LET'S GO!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look, I know you're exhausted from having to win games by yourself, but I can't coach, you see, sooooo.....buck up kiddo!"

 

[Duckhook]

“You’re the glue that holds this team together, Meyers”

 

[Orion Bailey]

@Jade Falcon

classic. Welcome back and thanks for the laughs!!!

btw. Sly finally admitted to pushing you down the stairs! Id get a lawyer!

 

[Jade Falcon]

@Jade Falcon

classic. Welcome back and thanks for the laughs!!!

btw. Sly finally admitted to pushing you down the stairs! Id get a lawyer!

I know right? He's such a dick. He was grinning the entire time too......slobbering all over the floor and his paws......

 

[Labinot41]

"No! No, just stand there in the corner and do nothing! Don't even move!"

Bro that one hit hard, because it's so true

 

[TBpup]

"Honestly, I really don't have a clue and I'm surprised how long it is taking some people to figure that out."

 

[bobf]

"No! No, just stand there in the corner and do nothing! Don't even move!"

They’re all great but this one is classic. “Don’t even move” cracked me up.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Bro that one hit hard, because it's so true

They’re all great but this one is classic. “Don’t even move” cracked me up.

LOL, thanks. I thought it was the perfect caption for the picture. It looks exactly like something he would say, based on the fact that it is exactly what happens: everyone stands around and does nothing, and especially those in the corner.